Christmassy Christmas Jumper Science which is where the joke

which is where the joke belongs

and one morning in November is nowhere near enough for them

That is a quiet but precise design decision

Worn openly and without irony

At 48 by 70cm this gives a proper hand's worth of towel

Christmassy Christmas Jumper Science which is where the jokeChristmassy Christmas Jumper, Peak Festive With No Apologies You do not do subtle at Christmas. You go all in, tinsel to the eyeballs, and this jumper turns the whole thing up to full volume. Peak festive, no half measures. Wear it and watch the room clock a disapproving eyebrow first, then a big grin about half a second later. "Love that I'm buying from a family owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service." (Martin B.) Over